Non-Confrontational

Luke has found a new way to say "no" these days.

Mom: Luke, are you ready to go?
Luke: Fuzz (his teddy) says no.
Mom: But how about you? Are you ready?
Luke: Fuzz says he wants to stay home and play cars.

Dad: Luke, please put your bowl in the sink.
Luke: But my bowl doesn't want to be in the sink.
Dad: Well, I heard your bowl said he feels dirty and wants to get clean in the sink.
Luke: No, he didn't say that. He says he wants to stay on the table.